Quotes
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Wilfred : I met Bruce while I was infiltrating the police department for some Irish mobster.
Ryan Newman : The Departed?
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Ryan Newman : Wilfred... This thing we have. The way we communicate. Have you ever had this sort of relationship with anyone else?
Wilfred : Why do you ask?
Ryan Newman : Have you?
Wilfred : It happened once before. I was at a party. And this guy looked right at me and said: "Hey! What's up, dog? I see you. And I know what you're up to." And I said, "well, I see you too. If you got something to say, say it." Turns out he was talking to the guy right behind me, who had been banging his wife. Ryan, please tell me there's not been a guy standing right behind me ever since we've met?
[laughs nervously]
Ryan Newman : So nobody else?
Wilfred : You're one of a kind, Ryan.
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Wilfred : 23 inches, Ryan!
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Ryan Newman : [Wilfred and Bruce are fighting] Stop!
[fires a shot up in the air]
Wilfred : Not up there, you idiot! He's down here!
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Ryan Newman : I really think I'm gonna be all right.
Wilfred : Of course you are. I'm not going anywhere.
