Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Big Girls Don't Throw Food (2011)
Ashton Kutcher: Walden Schmidt
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Quotes
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Walden Schmidt : Check this out! My socks match my sneakers.
Alan Harper : But your sneakers don't match each other.
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Walden Schmidt : So what's your deal?
Jake Harper : Huh?
Walden Schmidt : What's your deal?
Jake Harper : I'm seventeen. I don't think I have a deal yet.
Walden Schmidt : Nah, come on, everybody's got a deal. Your deal is you got no deal.
Jake Harper : Cool. A man without a deal.
Walden Schmidt : What are you, like a High School senior or somethin'?
Jake Harper : No. I should be, but they got this dumb rule that you have to pass every single course. I think five out of seven is plenty, don't you?
Walden Schmidt : Heck, yeah.
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Walden Schmidt : Hey, I'm getting ready for my date with Bridget. How do I look?
Alan Harper : Your face should be on gay money.