Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Big Girls Don't Throw Food (2011)
Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper
Quotes
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Alan Harper : So you're saying you want to drop out of High School?
Jake Harper : Why not? Did you know that Walden made his first million before he was nineteen?
Alan Harper : How many zeros in a million, Jake?
Jake Harper : M-I-L-L-I-O-N. One!
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Walden Schmidt : So what's your deal?
Jake Harper : Huh?
Walden Schmidt : What's your deal?
Jake Harper : I'm seventeen. I don't think I have a deal yet.
Walden Schmidt : Nah, come on, everybody's got a deal. Your deal is you got no deal.
Jake Harper : Cool. A man without a deal.
Walden Schmidt : What are you, like a High School senior or somethin'?
Jake Harper : No. I should be, but they got this dumb rule that you have to pass every single course. I think five out of seven is plenty, don't you?
Walden Schmidt : Heck, yeah.
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Alan Harper : You need to keep in mind that it's not like the old days. I am a guest here.
Jake Harper : You mean like the old days when you were a guest here?
Alan Harper : I was not a guest.
Jake Harper : Right, 'cause guests eventually leave.
Alan Harper : Charlie was my brother. He loved having me here.
Jake Harper : Wow, 'denial' isn't just a river in South America.
Alan Harper : Africa.
Jake Harper : What about it?