Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro (2011)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
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Quotes
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Alan Harper : I'm guessing it was Berta's recipe.
Walden Schmidt : It was! But I did the baking, 'cause I am a masterbaker now!
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Alan Harper : [during a long 'complete honesty in the relationship' confession, Alan ends one story] So, long story short, I kissed the guy. Because, y'know, how else would I know whether or not I was gay?
Lyndsey Mackelroy : [with a touch of sarcasm] What did you decide?
Alan Harper : Well, I may love Broadway musicals and have an eye for fashion, but that's where it stops.
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Alan Harper : [about Walden drinking] Is this about your ex-wife?
Walden Schmidt : No.
Alan Harper : Walden.
Walden Schmidt : Maybe.
Alan Harper : Walden.
Walden Schmidt : Yes.
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Alan Harper : We need to get your mind on something else. Let's watch some TV.
Walden Schmidt : Bridget and I used to watch TV.
Alan Harper : That's the spirit.