I have scoured all over the internet for a way to watch this movie with English subtitles, to no avail.
For every source to watch this film, there is everything BUT English subtitles for it.
No wonder why this movie is so deeply buried in the annals of the entertainment industry. Barely anyone has the means to discern what transpires.
They should have made this more accessible for audiences they were trying to reach.
By the way, never mess with a man or woman's best friend in the beginning of your film. That's just wrong.
...Woof.
2 stars is being generous for this one, ladies and gentleman.
*facepalm*
