Californication (TV Series)

Boys & Girls (2012)

Evan Handler: Charlie Runkle

Quotes 

• Hank Moody : Sometimes it's better not to touch your dreams. Take it from someone who knows.

  Charlie Runkle : That is profound... ly depressing.

• Hank Moody : Charlie?

  Charlie Runkle : Yes?

  Hank Moody : Is that a dildo in your pocket or you're just happy to see me go.

• Charlie Runkle : I'm trying to re-discover the simple pleasures of a masturbating teenager. When girls were magical creatures, who didn't go ATM.

• Charlie Runkle : I have been watching so much porn on the internet lately that I've been seeking so much sexual gratification that it's like I don't even know how to relate to real women anymore.

• Hank Moody : Grab yourself a lady friend.

  Charlie Runkle : It's not that easy. I'm old and bald and lacking in social skills.

  Hank Moody : Yeah, but you do make a decent living. And you have this groovy pad.

  Charlie Runkle : And that's really good for the hedonist. It impresses the shit out of the strippers and the barmaids. But what if I want something more?

  Hank Moody : Sometimes it's better not to touch your dreams. Take it from someone who knows.