Dan Vs. (TV Series)

Dan Vs. The Family Camping Trip (2011)

Curtis Armstrong: Dan

Quotes 

• Dan : Your probably wondering why I'm wearing face paint and attacking you with a plastic toy hatchet?

  Chris : Oh, is it "Put on Face Paint and Attack Your Best Friend with a Hatchet Day" already?

  Dan : That's not till January.

• Elise : Okay, let's go. Dan, you are not invited on this camping trip, don't follow.

  Dan : Your not the boss of me, lady. I go where I plea- Hey! Is that my car battery? I'LL PUT YOU ON THE LIST! I'LL PUT ALL OF YOU ON THE LIST!

• Dan : I don't recognize that guy with, Chris.

  Mr. Mumbles : Meow.

  Dan : Heh, your right about that, Mr. Mumbles. Whoever he is he sure is dreamy.

• Dan : He's not just dreamy, he's got the strength of ten men. And was it just me or were his eyes even more captivating close up? I think he won the fight because I got lost in them.

• Dan : No chainsaw? Why doesn't anything ever go right for me?

  Mr. Mumbles : Meeeowww.

  Dan : Was that sarcasm, Mr. Mumbles?

• Dan : Stupid Spider-man.

• Cop : Every man I got is up in the tree with a sniper rifle itching to shoot a hole in the first hockey mask they see.

  Dan : Heh, maybe not the best time to be dressed as the maniac.

• Dan : Well, that was completely unpleasant.

• Chris : Dan! Run!

  Dan : Oh, thanks! Hadn't thought of that!