Dan Vs. (TV Series)

Dan Vs. The Family Camping Trip (2011)

Paget Brewster: Elise

Quotes 

• Elise : My folks are here.

  Chris : They are? But their three hours early.

  Elise : Welcome to my world.

• Elise : Okay, let's go. Dan, you are not invited on this camping trip, don't follow.

  Dan : Your not the boss of me, lady. I go where I plea- Hey! Is that my car battery? I'LL PUT YOU ON THE LIST! I'LL PUT ALL OF YOU ON THE LIST!

• Dan : I don't recognize that guy with, Chris.

  Mr. Mumbles : Meow.

  Dan : Heh, your right about that, Mr. Mumbles. Whoever he is he sure is dreamy.

• Dan : No chainsaw? Why doesn't anything ever go right for me?

  Mr. Mumbles : Meeeowww.

  Dan : Was that sarcasm, Mr. Mumbles?