Ted (TV Mini Series)

Just Say Yes (2024)

Penny Johnson Jerald: Principal

Quotes 

• Principal : I was principal at Dorchester High.

  Ted : Aww, shit! Wait, isn't their mascot just a guy with a knife?

  Principal : Technically, Stabbers was a pirate, but yes. It was a little rough.

  Ted : I heard there was one girl there who was only 8 years older than her own granddaughter...

  Principal : I'm afraid that's true.

  Ted : Well, how'd *that* work?

  Principal : Oh, it involved the International Date Line.