- Nostalgia Critic: With that said, Shore's beautifully tone-deaf obnoxiousness is the stuff of legend. Every line sounds like he's drunkenly trying to climb into the sound booth.
- Pinocchio: Come on, Tybalt! Let's see what it was.
- Nostalgia Critic: It's like one day he said, "Let me do an impression of stoned Snagglepuss," and it lasted him the rest of his life.
- Pinocchio: I've got the whole world to see. Father, tell me, when can I leave to be on my own?
- Nostalgia Critic: It's the Leaning Tower of Please Stop!