Quotes
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Ted Lasso : All right, we gotta do it. All-time favorite Julie Andrews character. Go!
Roy Kent : Fuck it. Maria!
Ted Lasso : Resolute as always. Coach, what you got?
Coach Beard : Eliza Doolittle.
Ted Lasso : Ooh, audio-only performance! I love that. Professor Higgins?
Leslie Higgins : Come on, you Poppins!
Ted Lasso : Same, I'm right there with you. Trent, you have one? You don't have to. You got one?
Trent Crimm : Clarisse Renaldi, Queen of Genova.
[coaches all look impressed]
Roy Kent : Fuck yeah, "Princess Diaries"!
Coach Beard : Deep cut. Zagged.
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Coach Beard : Bigger issue is, you put Zava up front, either Jamie or Dani's gonna have to drop back to midfield.
Ted Lasso : So who do we think will take the news better? Dani or Jamie?
Ted Lasso , Coach Beard , Roy Kent : [in unison] Dani.
Ted Lasso : Yeah. Nah, Jamie's a lot like my mom's Precious Moments figurines collection.
Trent Crimm : I have no idea what that means.
Roy Kent : He's a fragile little bitch.
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Jamie Tartt : What the fuck do you want?
Roy Kent : You frowning while we're on a win streak, that's a bad look.
Jamie Tartt : You frowned your whole career.
Roy Kent : No, I never smiled. That's different.