Eureka (TV Series)
Jack of All Trades (2012)
Colin Ferguson: Jack Carter
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Quotes
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Jack Carter : [as Fargo] Got my PhD at 22. Recruited by Global Dynamics the next year. And now my entire scientific career is at the mercy of Sheriff Carter.
Allison Blake : I'm more concerned that his body is at your mercy. What if he gets stuck this way?
Jack Carter : Wow, Dr. Blake. Either you'll have to date me in Sheriff Carter's body, or date Sheriff Carter in mine. It's quite a Sophie's choice.
Allison Blake : [Panicked] Grace? We have to fix this.
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Jack Carter : [as Zane] You showered with my girlfriend. You're lucky I didn't punch myself in the face.
Zane Donovan : [as Carter] Don't push me, Six Pack, or I'll pound another bacon-cheese scone.
Jack Carter : *Another*? It's going to take me a month to work that off!
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Allison Blake : So, you're Zane? Since when?
Jack Carter : [as Zane] Since right before you brushed your teeth this morning. And Carter slipped into me.
[pause]
Jack Carter : There's got to be a better way to say that.
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Allison Blake : What are you two talking about?
Jack Carter : [as Fargo] We've had a kind of neural swap.
Allison Blake : That is impossible!
Douglas Fargo : [as Carter] Possible. We were just making out in the infirmary.
Jack Carter : With Warren here? Dr. Blake, PDA in the workplace is against G.D. Policy.
Douglas Fargo : Bigger issues, Fargo.
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Jack Carter : [as Zane] If you're at my place, then you're in my body.
Zane Donovan : [as Carter] Yep. And you went a little nuts with the hair trimmer, don't you think?
Jack Carter : Hey. I believe in man-scaping. You should try it, Sheriff Sasquatch.
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Jack Carter : [as Fargo] I was in here, in my body, playing laser tag. The next thing I know, I'm in you.
Douglas Fargo : [as Carter] Never phrase it that way again.
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Jack Carter : [They swap bodies in the middle of surgery] Breathe easy, Jack. It's okay.
Allison Blake : I'm probing my own brain, Allie. It's so not okay!
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Jack Carter : Sheriff Carter?
Douglas Fargo : Whoa. This is beyond creepy. Fargo?
Jack Carter : Holy socks! We've swapped bodies!