"Eureka" Jack of All Trades (TV Episode 2012) Poster

(TV Series)

(2012)

Colin Ferguson: Jack Carter

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  • Jack Carter : [as Fargo]  Got my PhD at 22. Recruited by Global Dynamics the next year. And now my entire scientific career is at the mercy of Sheriff Carter.

    Allison Blake : I'm more concerned that his body is at your mercy. What if he gets stuck this way?

    Jack Carter : Wow, Dr. Blake. Either you'll have to date me in Sheriff Carter's body, or date Sheriff Carter in mine. It's quite a Sophie's choice.

    Allison Blake : [Panicked]  Grace? We have to fix this.

  • Jack Carter : [as Zane]  You showered with my girlfriend. You're lucky I didn't punch myself in the face.

    Zane Donovan : [as Carter]  Don't push me, Six Pack, or I'll pound another bacon-cheese scone.

    Jack Carter : *Another*? It's going to take me a month to work that off!

  • Allison Blake : So, you're Zane? Since when?

    Jack Carter : [as Zane]  Since right before you brushed your teeth this morning. And Carter slipped into me.

    [pause] 

    Jack Carter : There's got to be a better way to say that.

  • Allison Blake : What are you two talking about?

    Jack Carter : [as Fargo]  We've had a kind of neural swap.

    Allison Blake : That is impossible!

    Douglas Fargo : [as Carter]  Possible. We were just making out in the infirmary.

    Jack Carter : With Warren here? Dr. Blake, PDA in the workplace is against G.D. Policy.

    Douglas Fargo : Bigger issues, Fargo.

  • Jack Carter : [as Zane]  If you're at my place, then you're in my body.

    Zane Donovan : [as Carter]  Yep. And you went a little nuts with the hair trimmer, don't you think?

    Jack Carter : Hey. I believe in man-scaping. You should try it, Sheriff Sasquatch.

  • Jack Carter : [as Fargo]  I was in here, in my body, playing laser tag. The next thing I know, I'm in you.

    Douglas Fargo : [as Carter]  Never phrase it that way again.

  • Jack Carter : [They swap bodies in the middle of surgery]  Breathe easy, Jack. It's okay.

    Allison Blake : I'm probing my own brain, Allie. It's so not okay!

  • Jack Carter : Sheriff Carter?

    Douglas Fargo : Whoa. This is beyond creepy. Fargo?

    Jack Carter : Holy socks! We've swapped bodies!

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