Eureka (TV Series)

Jack of All Trades (2012)

Niall Matter: Zane Donovan

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• Jack Carter : [as Zane]  You showered with my girlfriend. You're lucky I didn't punch myself in the face.

  Zane Donovan : [as Carter]  Don't push me, Six Pack, or I'll pound another bacon-cheese scone.

  Jack Carter : *Another*? It's going to take me a month to work that off!

• Jack Carter : [as Zane]  If you're at my place, then you're in my body.

  Zane Donovan : [as Carter]  Yep. And you went a little nuts with the hair trimmer, don't you think?

  Jack Carter : Hey. I believe in man-scaping. You should try it, Sheriff Sasquatch.

• Henry Deacon : Jack, they're in here. So is the mainframe.

  Zane Donovan : Jack? Carter's inside Allison now.

  Allison Blake : [as Carter]  Phrasing. How many times?

• Jo Lupo : Zane, you have to know how crazy it is to be jealous of something with Carter and me that never happened.

  Zane Donovan : [sighs]  Yeah, but the thing is, it's not. I've been digging into the programming. The virtual Eureka we experienced in there, it's based on predictive algorithms from our own psychological profiles. So, given the right set of circumstances, you and Carter hooking up, it's not just possible. It's probable.

  Jo Lupo : One of the circumstances was me thinking that you were dead, right?

  Zane Donovan : Right.

  Jo Lupo : So, don't make me kill you, and you have nothing to worry about.

• Allison Blake : Warren, are you all right?

  Warren Hughes : It's my heart. It's...

  Allison Blake : Are you having chest pain?

  Warren Hughes : I have an ICD.

  Zane Donovan : [as Carter]  Ew. The birth control thing?

  Allison Blake : No. An Implantable Cardioverter Defibrillator.