- Jack Carter: [as Fargo] Got my PhD at 22. Recruited by Global Dynamics the next year. And now my entire scientific career is at the mercy of Sheriff Carter.
- Allison Blake: I'm more concerned that his body is at your mercy. What if he gets stuck this way?
- Jack Carter: Wow, Dr. Blake. Either you'll have to date me in Sheriff Carter's body, or date Sheriff Carter in mine. It's quite a Sophie's choice.
- Allison Blake: [Panicked] Grace? We have to fix this.
- Allison Blake: Oh, my God. You're not kidding.
- Douglas Fargo: [as Carter] Is this my joking face? No. This is not my face at all!
- Jack Carter: [as Zane] You showered with my girlfriend. You're lucky I didn't punch myself in the face.
- Zane Donovan: [as Carter] Don't push me, Six Pack, or I'll pound another bacon-cheese scone.
- Jack Carter: *Another*? It's going to take me a month to work that off!
- Allison Blake: So, you're Zane? Since when?
- Jack Carter: [as Zane] Since right before you brushed your teeth this morning. And Carter slipped into me.
- [pause]
- Jack Carter: There's got to be a better way to say that.
- Allison Blake: What are you two talking about?
- Jack Carter: [as Fargo] We've had a kind of neural swap.
- Allison Blake: That is impossible!
- Douglas Fargo: [as Carter] Possible. We were just making out in the infirmary.
- Jack Carter: With Warren here? Dr. Blake, PDA in the workplace is against G.D. Policy.
- Douglas Fargo: Bigger issues, Fargo.
- Jack Carter: [as Zane] If you're at my place, then you're in my body.
- Zane Donovan: [as Carter] Yep. And you went a little nuts with the hair trimmer, don't you think?
- Jack Carter: Hey. I believe in man-scaping. You should try it, Sheriff Sasquatch.
- Jack Carter: [as Fargo] I was in here, in my body, playing laser tag. The next thing I know, I'm in you.
- Douglas Fargo: [as Carter] Never phrase it that way again.
- Jack Carter: [They swap bodies in the middle of surgery] Breathe easy, Jack. It's okay.
- Allison Blake: I'm probing my own brain, Allie. It's so not okay!
- Henry Deacon: Jack, they're in here. So is the mainframe.
- Zane Donovan: Jack? Carter's inside Allison now.
- Allison Blake: [as Carter] Phrasing. How many times?
- Jo Lupo: Zane, you have to know how crazy it is to be jealous of something with Carter and me that never happened.
- Zane Donovan: [sighs] Yeah, but the thing is, it's not. I've been digging into the programming. The virtual Eureka we experienced in there, it's based on predictive algorithms from our own psychological profiles. So, given the right set of circumstances, you and Carter hooking up, it's not just possible. It's probable.
- Jo Lupo: One of the circumstances was me thinking that you were dead, right?
- Zane Donovan: Right.
- Jo Lupo: So, don't make me kill you, and you have nothing to worry about.
- Jack Carter: Sheriff Carter?
- Douglas Fargo: Whoa. This is beyond creepy. Fargo?
- Jack Carter: Holy socks! We've swapped bodies!
- Allison Blake: Warren, are you all right?
- Warren Hughes: It's my heart. It's...
- Allison Blake: Are you having chest pain?
- Warren Hughes: I have an ICD.
- Zane Donovan: [as Carter] Ew. The birth control thing?
- Allison Blake: No. An Implantable Cardioverter Defibrillator.