- Deadpool: [to Blade] You shouldn't get too close, Blade, I had a great big bowl of garlic pasta a few hours ago.
- [burps]
- Deadpool: [to Classic Daredevil] Good thing you're the Man Without Fear, cause I'd be terrified wearing an outfit like that. Yikes!
- Deadpool: [to Storm] Hey Storm, do you know what happens to a Deadpool that gets struck by lightning? What, I have no idea, that's why I'm asking you!
- Deadpool: [to Dark Iron Patriot] Oh, no! Someone smooshed Iron Man and Captain America together! And it's gross!
- Deadpool: [to Human Torch] What happens if I say "Flame On", Torch? Oh, wait I just said it and nothing happened. Ah man, what a rip-off!