- Nostalgia Critic: Phelous! Inspire us! Say something stoic!
- Phelous: I wanna die!
- Nostalgia Critic: Perfect!
- Luke Mochrie: You are an internet reviewer... an internet reviewer...
- Film Brain: I am a brilliant internet reviewer...
- Luke Mochrie: You are an internet reviewer.
- JewWario: Here, grab my ball.
- Luke Mochrie: Okay, I'm going to turn around, and that better be what I think it is.
- Luke Mochrie: No biggie. You'd do the same for me!
- Film Brain: [awkward pause] ... Well, now I would!
- Jaffers' Roommate: You looking for the quest thing? It's over there.
- Jaffers' Roommate: Dude, that's my heart.
- That Dude in Suede: Before we continue, you must defeat me in mortal combat.
- Nostalgia Critic: What?
- That Dude in Suede: Here, hit my sword.
- [Critic hits Suede's sword with his]
- That Dude in Suede: Ah, I am defeated.
- Film Brain: Ow! I think I sprained my ankle! Can one of you carry me?
- [Cut to Cloak #2 carrying Film Brain bridal-style while he prattles on]
- Film Brain: It's such a wonderful day outside, why don't we skip this guarding tosh and pick some flowers? *gasp* I could make a nice flower garland for you, Cloak #2!