Royal Pains (TV Series)
An Apple a Day (2011)
Mark Feuerstein: Hank Lawson
Quotes
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Dr. Hank Lawson : [about Evan proposing to Paige] Well?
Evan R. Lawson : [disappointed] Well...
Dr. Hank Lawson : What?
Evan R. Lawson : [happy] She said yes!
Dr. Hank Lawson : That's great! Ev, that's great.
Evan R. Lawson : Yeah, yeah.
Dr. Hank Lawson : I'm sensing a "but".
Evan R. Lawson : But I got to get the general's blessing first.
Dr. Hank Lawson : Wait, wait, wait. You didn't ask her father?
Evan R. Lawson : You knew people still did that? Why would you not tell me that?
Dr. Hank Lawson : I don't know. I just assumed you and I lived in the same society.
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Evan R. Lawson : I need to come up with a speech to convince the general that I'm worthy of his daughter. It has to be my Mona Lisa, my "Sgt. Pepper's", my "Life of Pi". I need to use impressive phrases like "alacrity" and "capricious". I have to open my heart and let that magnificent bastard look inside. Yeah.
Dr. Hank Lawson : Would that work on the general, or anyone?
Evan R. Lawson : You're right, a speech is not gonna work at all.
Dr. Hank Lawson : General Collins strikes me as a no-nonsense type of guy. Why not keep it simple, you know? Just talk about the things you have in common.
Evan R. Lawson : Okay. The only thing he and I have in common, though, is that neither of us were raised by wolves.
Dr. Hank Lawson : That's not true. You have one other thing in common.
Evan R. Lawson : What's that?
Dr. Hank Lawson : You both love Paige.