Lesbian House Hunters Part 5
- Video
- 2010
- 2h 33m
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- Dan O'Connell(uncredited)
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- ConnectionsFollowed by Lesbian House Hunters Part 6 (2011)
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Idiotic story set-ups for routine lesbian porn
This 5th part of the realty saga from Girlfriends Films is totally lame, belaboring ridiculous set-ups wherein the Thornhill real estate ladies coerce customers into having sex with them. Improvised dialog is poor, and in the case of wacky Dana DeArmond, insulting to her free-for-all image, trapping her in b.s.
Prinzzess is the bad guy in the first half of the show, corrupting both the daughter Hayden Night of an underwater mortgage home owner as well as the bank lady appraiser Mellanie Monroe, in a cockamamie scheme to bamboozle both of them. It manages, unconvincingly, to get the two similar looking blondes Monroe and Hayden to hump each other, while Prinzzess has sex with another intermediary, big-bust queen Ariella Ferrera. The internal logic of this scene is utterly nonsensical, merely an excuse for uncredited director Dan O'Connell to get a couple of over-long Sapphic sex sequences in the can, and it's about as interesting as one of those TV commercials for reverse-mortgages hosted by Tom Selleck or the late Fred Dalton Thompson.
Second half of the show has newbie employee Jodi West tagging along with Thornhill Associates partners Tanya Tate and Dana DeArmond as they swindle unsuspecting home owner Jelena Jensen. Acting is quite poor, especially considering the talented foursome cast, in this segment and it's all just an excuse to see 2 big-boob ladies Tate and Jensen get it on. Jensen portraying a divorcée who is vulnerable makes no attempt to stay in character, as she becomes the dom in the sack to previously pushy Dana, and Jodi is even less credible as a bible-thumping type (auteur Dan's favorite figure of fun in these hopelessly repetitive LGBT propaganda videos) who inexplicably turns Sapphic expert when her crummy job is seemingly at stake.
Prinzzess is the bad guy in the first half of the show, corrupting both the daughter Hayden Night of an underwater mortgage home owner as well as the bank lady appraiser Mellanie Monroe, in a cockamamie scheme to bamboozle both of them. It manages, unconvincingly, to get the two similar looking blondes Monroe and Hayden to hump each other, while Prinzzess has sex with another intermediary, big-bust queen Ariella Ferrera. The internal logic of this scene is utterly nonsensical, merely an excuse for uncredited director Dan O'Connell to get a couple of over-long Sapphic sex sequences in the can, and it's about as interesting as one of those TV commercials for reverse-mortgages hosted by Tom Selleck or the late Fred Dalton Thompson.
Second half of the show has newbie employee Jodi West tagging along with Thornhill Associates partners Tanya Tate and Dana DeArmond as they swindle unsuspecting home owner Jelena Jensen. Acting is quite poor, especially considering the talented foursome cast, in this segment and it's all just an excuse to see 2 big-boob ladies Tate and Jensen get it on. Jensen portraying a divorcée who is vulnerable makes no attempt to stay in character, as she becomes the dom in the sack to previously pushy Dana, and Jodi is even less credible as a bible-thumping type (auteur Dan's favorite figure of fun in these hopelessly repetitive LGBT propaganda videos) who inexplicably turns Sapphic expert when her crummy job is seemingly at stake.
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- Jul 17, 2017
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