- Ava Winters: [Looking at Chad after he takes off his shirt in preparation to fighting Trunk] Ugh. All biceps, no brains.
- Maya Lerner: I've got enough brains.
- Maya Lerner: [after Ava takes off her dress and reveals she isn't wearing any panties] Looks like you're going commando in more ways than one.
- Ava Winters: I like to let it breath.
- Chad McKnight: [about a condom he is about to put on] These are regular size. I'm used to Magnum XL.
- Ava Winters: I'm drunk, not blind.