- Neal Caffrey: Morning, Peter.
- Peter Burke: I see your quest for Manhattan's best brew continues.
- Neal Caffrey: One's for you.
- Peter Burke: Oh. Yankee tickets. Versus the Red Sox.
- Neal Caffrey: Yeah, I got 'em from Frankie Whispers. I'm not gonna use 'em.
- Peter Burke: They're behind home plate.
- Neal Caffrey: Oh? I hear that's good.
- Peter Burke: Uh-huh. You bought coffee, Yankee tickets. This is not your most subtle con.
- Neal Caffrey: Con? Peter, I am hurt that you...
- Peter Burke: You're trying to get back on my good side.
- Neal Caffrey: Is that a crime?
- Peter Burke: Evan? Hi, I'm Special Agent Peter Burke.
- Evan Leary: Agent Burke, and Agent...
- Neal Caffrey: Uh, Neal Caffrey. I work here, but I'm not an agent. Took the road less recommended.
- Neal Caffrey: [sees a kid in prep school uniform in the FBI office] Did Hogwarts book a field trip?
- Peter Burke: Looks like it. Jones, who's that?
- Clinton Jones: Oh, uh... Evan Leary. Kid was sitting in the lobby since 7. Said he wouldn't leave until he spoke with a case agent.
- Peter Burke: He asked to see a case agent?
- Neal Caffrey: Well, someone did his homework.
- Peter Burke: Ten points to Gryffindor.
- Peter Burke: You have a son here?
- Andy Woods: Ah, daughter. Chloe. A Junior. Keeps me on my toes.
- Peter Burke: Yeah, always wondering what they're up to next.
- Andy Woods: Oh, your son's a handful too, huh?
- Peter Burke: He's very intelligent, but impulsive. His moves tend to land him in trouble.
- Andy Woods: The bright ones always try to break the rules.
- Peter Burke: Well, I want to give him the best shot at life. I know it's gonna cost me.