- Bonnie Bennett: [Elena doesn't want Damon coming along] What's going on with you two?
- Damon Salvatore: We kissed, now it's weird.
- Alaric Saltzman: I wonder what my exes would call me?
- Damon Salvatore: Nothing. They're all dead.
- Alaric Saltzman: Hmm.
- Damon Salvatore: [secret of his success at obtaining info] A little compulsion helps speed up the research process.
- Elena Gilbert: [to Stefan] There's something I have to tell you. And it's not because I feel guilty that it happened. It's because I feel guilty that you don't know. I kissed Damon.
- Dr. Meredith Fell: [in hospital] What are you doing here?
- Damon Salvatore: Strolling the halls. You know, I like to wave at the newborns through the window.
- Elena Gilbert: So what are you gonna do, Stefan? Are you gonna kidnap me so that I won't tell anyone?
- Stefan Salvatore: Don't tempt me, Elena.
- Elena Gilbert: [shaking her head] I didn't plan on kissing him.
- Stefan Salvatore: You're better than him, Elena. You're better than both of us.