- Hank Moody: [Hanks catches Gabriel going down on Richard] What the fuck?
- Richard Bates: I'm sorry, Hank. You weren't supposed to see that.
- Hank Moody: Fucking A-right I wasn't.
- Richard Bates: Look, I was overcome with emotion. I mean, he's done so much for me.
- Gabriel: He kissed me on the mouth.
- Hank Moody: Yeah, he does that sometimes.
- Gabriel: I felt something.
- Hank Moody: Obviously.
- Richard Bates: We went with it.
- Hank Moody: Yeah, you went with it all the way to fucking Blow Job City!
- Hank Moody: [spills beer on himself] Oh shit.
- Karen: You should change your shirt.
- Hank Moody: You still make me wet.
- Karen: [to Becca, whispering] You didn't hear that.