- Chris Harrison - Host: Your first date with JP... he came up to your house and you guys decided to watch a movie. What happened?
- Ashley Hebert - The Bachelorette: So many things happened. He broke the entertainment center, couldn't get the DVD player to work and, to top it off, I fell asleep on him.
- [outtake scene from episode 2, wearing a tight wine harness]
- Ryan McLean: My manhood is in my stomach.
- Ryan Park: Going into this show, I actually bought multiple books. I bought a book on Questions To Ask For Getting Engaged, Questions To Ask For Getting Married and a Book Of Fabulous Questions, read them cover to cover, made pages upon pages of notes. Nick will back me up on this and so will Ben C...
- Nick Peterson: Why are we here?
- William Holman: Because none of us can find a girl to date. Because we are still single.