- Daffy Duck: You're my best friend. In fact, you're the only friend I need. Here's a good idea Let's get rid of all of our other friends and only be friends with each other. Also, we should cut off family members that don't support our relationship. Also, we should have jobs where we work together. Because if there's one thing I know, it's that if we drop all of our friends, cut off our families and work together, we are guaranteed to have a perfect relationship. This really works on women? Are you OK?
- Daffy Duck: Go. A romantic evening for two? Seven course meal? Dancing? A limousine? I can't believe my luck! How's the wizard business? Great! Lots of magic, spells, you know, things like that. See ya Friday night. What are you doing Friday night?
- Bugs Bunny: Nothing.
- Daffy Duck: Well, you are now. Friday night, we're gonna get dressed to the nines, get picked up in a limo, and have a fabulous romantic dinner.
- Bugs Bunny: Daffy, what you just described is a date. I'm not going on a date with you.
- Daffy Duck: Oh, you're right. I didn't think of it that way. Hey, Porky. Want to go on a romantic date Friday night?
- Daffy Duck: I just can't figure women out.
- Bugs Bunny: Well, maybe you need to talk to one and get a woman's perspective.
- Daffy Duck: That's a great idea! How about your girlfriend Lola?
- Bugs Bunny: Lola is not my girlfriend and she's crazy.
- Daffy Duck: All women are crazy. Call her for me. Hook it up.
- Bugs Bunny: No, I don't want to call her.
- Daffy Duck: Come on, hook it up.
- Bugs Bunny: I'm not hooking it up. And who says hook it up?
- Daffy Duck: I do. I say hook it up. Hook it up. Please. It's one quick phone call. I'm begging you. Hook. It. up.
- Bugs Bunny: Well, my friend Daffy needs some dating advice, and I thought maybe you could talk to him.
- Daffy Duck: You are a beautiful, beautiful woman. You are the epitome of grace, style and femininity. This stuff is pretty good.
- Daffy Duck: Could be. You know that girl Tina from the Copy Place? Her beak's even bigger than mine. Well, thanks for the help.
- Bugs Bunny: What? I'm gonna have to have a serious talk with my financial advisor. This should take care of it. S
- Daffy Duck: So, uh, Tina. I was wondering if, by any chance you're not doing anything tonight, which you probably are because you're not ugly, but if for some reason, you're not, would you maybe, possibly, no pressure if you can't, just wondering, you know, would you like to go out with me? Maybe.