- Oancitizen: She is an amateur solo video artist, which basically means she films herself alone in her room doing stupid stuff. Man, what a dork.
- Oancitizen: There's acting like jailbait and then there's acting like jail... bear traps. The hell are you thinking?
- Oancitizen: So, art curator has a frown, thinks the art is phony, stick a message in her tape, and call you macaroni; I am not apologizing for that.
- Oancitizen: The school has classes on how to deal with a man with a grenade? Is this film set in the Gaza Strip? What's going on?