Bones (TV Series)

The Hot Dog in the Competition (2011)

Tamara Taylor: Camille Saroyan

Quotes 

• Dr. Camille Saroyan : [a python emerges from the victim's body. Cam runs away]  Oh God! Get it out of here! Oh God, I hate snakes!

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : [Bones takes out her cellphone and makes a call]  Dr. Hodgins...

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : Somebody kill that thing!

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : You can come back to the lab. We discovered the warm place where the python was hiding.

  Finn Abernathy : [Finn holds up the snake]  I gotta say, ma'am, this is the best damn job ever!

• Finn Abernathy : [to Hodgins]  Excuse me, sir. But elocution was not on my application. And it doesn't seem to bother anybody else here how I talk. So I'm getting the feeling you're doing it just to make me feel bad 'cause I'm different than you. Which right now is making me feel pretty glad. But just because we speak different don't mean we can't understand each other. After all, we both speak Science, and that's all that's important in here, right?

  [Finn leaves] 

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : Oh snap!

• Dr. Camille Saroyan : Why should I discuss with a Federal prosecutor who *I* hire in *my* lab?

  Caroline Julian : Tell me what happens when a defense attorney questions the integrity of this lab because we have a teenage miscreant handling evidence?

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : So you think that this young man, brilliant even by Dr. Brennan's standards, should be condemned forever because of some youthful indiscretions?

  Caroline Julian : Sometimes life isn't fair.

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : But I don't have to help it along. He deserves a chance and I'm going to give it to him. Now unless you'd like to help, I have some work to do.