Kath Gordon: Bree Browning

Quotes 

• Bree : I believe that in life, all things are connected.

  Bree : The animals in their jungles are connected to the rivers and the oceans which in turn are connected to stars and planets which are connected to the people on Earth in their igloos and apartments, who occasionally like to be connected to each other using their penises and vaginas.

  Bree : Or anuses. Or ayni. Whatever the plural of anus is.

• Bree : If you per chance liked to have your girlfriend stimulate you anally, perhaps with her thumb or pinkie finger, you're likely going to want to keep that to yourself.

  Bree : That's where I come into it.

• Bree : If there is one thing I learnt from my husband, excuse me, ex-husband Jim, it's patience.

  Bree : He also taught me how to be humble.

  Bree : As a result, I'm pretty much the most humble person I know.