Noah Antwiler: The Spoony One

Quotes 

• Heihachi : Lions push their cubs over a cliff and raise only the one that climb back up!

  The Spoony One : No, no they don't. You see, I researched it, and lions are extremely protective of their young and would never hurl them off a cliff! So basically the instigating event that set into motion the plot of the movie and every single Tekken game is complete bullshit!

  Heihachi : If you're truly my son then you'll be able to climb back up.

  [Hurls Kazuya off the cliff] 

  The Spoony One : You think he'd double check that little factoid before throwing his son off a cliff. I'll bet he went home after and checked online "Aw, son of a-! Well now I just feel silly..."