- Dr. Michael Clark: Based on the initial results, we have 29 people dead and around 300 wounded. Yeah, that's a solid B-plus.
- Jack Carter: ...29 dead is a B-plus? What sort of messed-up grading curve is that?
- Henry Deacon: Launch status?
- Zane Donovan: Missile trajectory indicates it's targeted G.D.'s main complex. 15 minutes to impact.
- Larry Haberman: Sir, um, permission to go home sick? I'm feeling a little bit of a tickle.
- Douglas Fargo: Denied.
- Henry Deacon: We need to get as many people as we can into bomb shelters.
- Douglas Fargo: I can fit at least 40 people in my office.
- Larry Haberman: [Jumps up] Great! I'll tidy up your desk.
- Larry Haberman: Sir, we've got to get the pig in the blanket, the bread in the basket, the wolf in the den.
- [Carter looks confused]
- Henry Deacon: You have to get the Director to a secure bunker.
- Jack Carter: Why doesn't he just say that?
- Jack Carter: [Stuck in the ground] Call that five minutes?
- Deputy Andy 2.0: Four minutes and 32 seconds, actually. I imagine time crawls by when you're sinking to your doom.
- Engineer: The power grid's red-lining in every sector.
- Jack Carter: Well, can't we just shut off a couple hair dryers or a particle accelerator?
- Douglas Fargo: My office dropped into the bunker.
- Larry Haberman: Evacuation protocols kicked in prematurely.
- Jack Carter: It's a bad time for premature evacuation.
- Jo Lupo: Great. Containment breach in the Aggression Lab.
- Zane Donovan: Somebody let their anger out?
- Holly Marten: You can't pull me out, can you?
- Douglas Fargo: Um, I'm sorry. You didn't make it, Holly.
- Holly Marten: Oh. So weird. I don't feel dead. That does explain why I haven't peed in a month.
- Henry Deacon: It looks like a liquid nitrogen valve ruptured during the drill, causing a BLEVE.
- Jack Carter: Is that French for "blizzard"?
- Henry Deacon: No.
- Jack Carter: We're going to prove the computer wrong. We've got 29 lives to save. We're going to do better than a B-plus.
- Zane Donovan: Tell me exactly what you saw.
- Douglas Fargo: I saw Holly. She looked and sounded and felt exactly the same. She remembered what happened. Mostly.
- Zane Donovan: You realize what this means?
- Douglas Fargo: This is going to make dating really challenging.