- Grandmama Addams: Resurrection's easy, getting rid of the living dead...
- [chuckles]
- Grandmama Addams: ... that's the tricky part.
- Wednesday Addams: That would explain Keith Richards.
- Gomez Addams: The children have resurrected one of the Addams' finest.
- Uncle Fester: Loathsome! Sadistic! Duplicitous! Insidious!
- Gomez Addams: Yep, a real ladies man.