- Mr. Telson: Next event will be the angle shot!
- Carl Montclaire: Don't you mean basketball?
- [Mr. Telson walks off screen for a couple of seconds, then comes in again]
- Mr. Telson: I mean the ANGLE SHOT!
- Serge Del Vechio: We have to make baskets from farther and farther away, and from more and more complicated angles. You miss a shot, you lose.
- [turns away while Porter talks]
- Porter Jackson: And as we all know, Serge doesn't miss.
- Serge Del Vechio: [looks at him again] Sorry, what was that, I missed you.
- Carl Montclaire: [standing several feet away] Mr. Telson teaches here, how is he impartial?
- Mr. Telson: Hey, stow it, Montclaire! I'm impartial because I happen to hate everybody EQUALLY!
- Carl Montclaire: How did you hear that?
- Mr. Telson: Because my anger pumps adrenalin to my system, which heightens my senses, and right now, I have the hearing of a fruit rat!
- Carl Montclaire: [muttering] Man, and the subtlety of a baseball bat.
- Mr. Telson: I heard that too.