- Mike Scarlatti: [Looking at witness statements in notepad] According to our guests our yelling guy is "six feet, no he's 5'2", he was wearing boots, no he was wearing shoes".
- Raf Rousseau: At least they can agree it was a he. I got three guests that swear it was a woman.
- Ed Lane: You can still change your mind.
- Donna Sabine: I asked him, remember?
- Ed Lane: I mean about leaving the force.
- Donna Sabine: Oh my God, shut up and give me away.
- Inspector Stainton: Wow, we've got victim, shooter, weapon... I gotta call you guys more often.
- Gregory Parker: What about motive?
- Inspector Stainton: Ach! Don't tell me you got that too? You're gonna put me out of business, partner.
- Ed Lane: History Channel. You should look into that.
- Sam Braddock: Planning on it. Just waiting until I'm 70, sir.
- Gregory Parker: [as Ed zips up his SRU vest] You wear that to the wedding?
- Ed Lane: Tux was a rental.
- Gregory Parker: She's on the edge, Eddie.
- Ed Lane: I know. I know. I know. I'm gonna keep her from falling off.