- Soloist: Hey, what's the new game that your friends all wanna play?
- Chorus: Skiddley Whiffers!
- Soloist: It's totally over when you hear somebody say...
- Chorus: Skiddley Whiffers!
- Soloist: It's every bit as great as we have advertised. If you don't own a copy, you'll be ostracized at school.
- Soloist, Chorus: Skiddley Whiffers is cool.
- [during the bike race, Baljeet takes a spill]
- Greg LeMond: Baljeet, you aren't quitting, are you?
- Baljeet: [getting up] No, sir, Mr. LeMond. I came to win!
- Greg LeMond: I know things are tough, and there's that little voice telling you to quit...
- Baljeet: [annoyed] I hear no voice.
- Greg LeMond: ...but you can't quit.
- Baljeet: [angered] But I do not WANT to quit!
- Greg LeMond: Hey, true story. Hunting accident. My brother-in-law thought I was a turkey...
- [gobbles like a turkey]
- Greg LeMond: Kaboom! But I recovered - and you can, too.
- Baljeet: Wow, I have no idea how to respond to that. I think I will be continuing with the race now.
- Greg LeMond: [as Baljeet reenters the race] Dropping out seems like the easy way, but years from now I don't want you to look back and wonder "what if."
- Phineas: Everyone likes a good bike race.
- Baljeet: Not me. You see, I come from a long line of bicycle race losers. In 1903, my great-grandfather was leading a bicycle race when he fell into a tiger pit. Years later, my grandfather skillfully avoided the tiger pit, but sadly not the tiger. Then, my father was confident he had outsmarted the tiger, but he was wrong. My point is, none of them finished in the top ten.
- Phineas: You know, tiger attacks are comparatively rare in Danville since we installed that Tiger-Excluder on City Hall.
- Vanessa: [penetrating her father's obvious disguise] Hey there, strange-man-I've-never-met. What brings you to our campsite? - and how soon can you leave?
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: You see, back in Gimmelshtoomp, in my youth when I was camping, I had this incident with a swarm of bees. I only got one sting but it did a lot of damage.
- [flashback shows him attacked by bees, falling off a cliff, landing in a brier patch, bouncing into a cactus patch, and rolling through a field of fire hydrants]
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I still have a hydrant stuck in my leg. See? I'd have it removed but the doctors say it's too close to an artery to operate. That kind of thing happens all the time in the woods!
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [infecting the world with pop-up ads] The best part is that pop-up-adds will never go away. There's a little button that says "Click here to close" but - guess what? - it just opens another pop-up ad!
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [to a swarm of bees] You leave my baby girl alone!
- Vanessa: Dad? What are you doing here? It's dangerous!
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [sarcastically] Really? I hadn't noticed!
- Phineas: I claim the fedora, and Ferb picks the nose.
- [rimshot on a snare drum and cymbal crash is heard]