Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

It's Just Sex... (2012)

James Van Der Beek: James Van Der Beek

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Quotes 

• James Van Der Beek : [critically studying his lip-smacking performance on sex disk]  What is that?

  Chloe : [as June rushes off]  Where are you going?

  June Colburn : I'm gonna go change for my date.

  Chloe : This is not a date. No special effort. Wear exactly what you wore today.

  June Colburn : Well, at least let me go get my purse.

  Chloe : [stressing her words individually]  You got the only purse you need.

  [pointing with both hands at her own nether region] 

  James Van Der Beek : [still muttering to himself]  My pants were on the floor, I didn't have access to my chapstick.

  Chloe : [to June]  Remember, keep it casual and act disinterested. See what I'm doing right there?

  [points face at TV] 

  Chloe : Do that.

  June Colburn : Are you sure you're okay with that coming out?

  Chloe : It's just sex, June. It's no big deal. Now remember, go out for a nightcap, don't stay over. If he asks for your phone number, give him... This.

  [piece of paper] 

  Chloe : It's Kelly Osbourne's, and it's never not funny.

  James Van Der Beek : [still criticizing]  It's not what I should be using my tongue for.