- Robert California: [Drinks from a mug] That is very cold.
- Erin Hannon: Yeah, that is old. I asked if you wanted a cold beverage, and you said coffee.
- Dwight Schrute: Here's how I'm gonna help out from now on. I'm going to not care, and I'm gonna sit around quietly waiting for Andy's inevitable demise.
- Andy Bernard: Kevin, I appreciate what you're trying to do.
- Kevin Malone: Thank.
- Andy Bernard: Here, we have a word code the same way we have a dress code. And what we're talking about is basically the speech equivalent to just wearing underpants. Sometimes words, you no need use but need need for talk talk.
- Kevin Malone: But save time. More success.
- Jim Halpert: Does it save time though? 'Cause we've been here for about an hour.
- Kevin Malone: No me fault.
- Pam Beesly: Kevin, at most you're saving a microscopic amount of time.
- Kevin Malone: Many small time make big time.
- Pam Beesly: What are you gonna do with all this time?
- Kevin Malone: See world.
- Pam Beesly: Kevin, you cannot possibly save enough time to see the world.
- Jim Halpert: K, Kevin, are you saying "See the world" or "Sea World?"
- Kevin Malone: See world. Oceans. Fish. Jump. China.
- Jim Halpert: No, see? Right there, that's the problem with your method. 'Cause I still don't know if you're saying "Sea World" or "see the world," and it's taking a lot of time to explain it.
- Kevin Malone: Fine, fine. I'll talk normally.
- Darryl Philbin: Yeah, we had a few fights, I suppose. But last night we put a lot of that to bed. I can't tell you what I did with my ex-wife last night. I have to sing it. We took a shower, We were naked. We, scap dap dap doo doo doo doo doo doo.
- Erin Hannon: Um, D-dog, you have a message.
- Pam Beesly: Erin, you don't need to call him that.
- Erin Hannon: Andy wants us to, P-dog.
- Darryl Philbin: It's okay, E-dog.
- Kevin Malone: Me mechanic not speak English, but he know what me mean when me say car no go and we best friends. So me think, "Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?"
- Oscar Martinez: He's making a statement. It's an ironic comment on our expectations of him. A funhouse image of our model of Kevin.
- Kevin Malone: You keep think that.