Thriller Night (2011)

Dean Edwards: Donkey

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Quotes 

• Donkey : You close your eyes, and hope that smell is just your imagination!

  Shrek : Will you make him stop?

  Donkey : And be surprised! You hold your breath and wait for it to pass...

  Shrek : Don't be an ass!

• Donkey : 'Cause this is THRILLER, thriller night / Your brain may say it's wrong but in your heart you know it's right!

• [first lines] 

  Shrek : [bursts out of the cinema]  For the love of Gingy, make it stop! I can't get it out of my head!

  Donkey : Yo-ho, yodelei-yodelei! Yodelei!

  Puss in Boots : Ole!

• Princess Fiona : Honey, are you okay? I've never heard you scream like that before!

  Donkey : Yeah, what's the matter with you, man? What kind of person screams when they see a Sister dance?

  Shrek : It's Halloween, for Pete's sake! That's not the kind of thing I want to see tonight!

• Donkey : Okay, fine, Mister King of Halloween, what DID you want to see tonight?

  Shrek : Oh, I don't know, something with MUMMIES, or a man-eating plant, or even a zombie or two!

  Donkey : Zombies don't know how to sing "yodelei-yodelei..." !

  Shrek : [stuffs a popcorn bag in Donkey's snout]  That is my point!

  Puss in Boots : Why do we not have both: a scary musical!

  Donkey : Yeah, and guess who's starring in it too?

  [everything goes dark] 

  Shrek : Now what?