I'm trying to put these movies in order before I get into this. The Bigfoot and Illuminati universe would be in this order:
Bigfoot vs. The Illuminati Trump vs. The Illuminati Bigfoot vs. Megalodon Tickles the Clown Bigfoot vs. Krampus Van Helsing Xterminator and the AI Apocalypse Bigfoot Goes to Hell Bigfoot vs. Krampus 2 If you've been watching these movies, you know that the clone of Van Helsing lives in space with Bigfoot, Dr. Jekyll and Princess Kali. After Bigfoot vs. Megalodon, the Illuminati has been destroyed. Now, another race of aliens, the Atlantians, has called for help as they are being destroyed by a single fighter who ends up being Krampus.
Haven't seen any of these movies? They're directed and written by BC Fourteen and look a lot like cut scenes from video games, yet have a very interesting sense of humor and enough dirty words to keep this from being something for young children. They're around an hour each and the story continues in each movie.
The attack of Krampus brings Aleister Crawley, General Stalin and the Illuminati out of wherever they've been hiding and attacking the allied forces. For some reason, Krampus looks like Immortan Joe and you know, the look is an improvement.
I also kind of adore that this movie randomly uses stock footage because you know Bruno Mattei had 5G, he'd have done the same thing.
And then Jack Pumpkinhead - yes, pretty much Jack Skellington - shows up. A Terminator, too. This movie just keeps adding characters and you know, I'm in the mood for all of it and more. This feels like the kind of movie kids really good at editing wrestlers on WWE 2k24 would make. Hell soon has an entire army of monsters and by the end, Krampus and Lucifer have united to destroy what's left of humanity with only Bigfoot left.
I am left with so many metaphysical questions that I can only hope are answered by the next movie in this series.
Bigfoot vs. The Illuminati Trump vs. The Illuminati Bigfoot vs. Megalodon Tickles the Clown Bigfoot vs. Krampus Van Helsing Xterminator and the AI Apocalypse Bigfoot Goes to Hell Bigfoot vs. Krampus 2 If you've been watching these movies, you know that the clone of Van Helsing lives in space with Bigfoot, Dr. Jekyll and Princess Kali. After Bigfoot vs. Megalodon, the Illuminati has been destroyed. Now, another race of aliens, the Atlantians, has called for help as they are being destroyed by a single fighter who ends up being Krampus.
Haven't seen any of these movies? They're directed and written by BC Fourteen and look a lot like cut scenes from video games, yet have a very interesting sense of humor and enough dirty words to keep this from being something for young children. They're around an hour each and the story continues in each movie.
The attack of Krampus brings Aleister Crawley, General Stalin and the Illuminati out of wherever they've been hiding and attacking the allied forces. For some reason, Krampus looks like Immortan Joe and you know, the look is an improvement.
I also kind of adore that this movie randomly uses stock footage because you know Bruno Mattei had 5G, he'd have done the same thing.
And then Jack Pumpkinhead - yes, pretty much Jack Skellington - shows up. A Terminator, too. This movie just keeps adding characters and you know, I'm in the mood for all of it and more. This feels like the kind of movie kids really good at editing wrestlers on WWE 2k24 would make. Hell soon has an entire army of monsters and by the end, Krampus and Lucifer have united to destroy what's left of humanity with only Bigfoot left.
I am left with so many metaphysical questions that I can only hope are answered by the next movie in this series.