- Toma: So, Bardock, heard you had another kid. Congratulations. Who's the mom?
- Pubumkin: I bet it's Selypa. I've seen the way you two look at each other.
- Bardock: Nah, it'd never work out between us.
- Toma: Why not?
- Bardock: 'Cause she's a raging dyke.
- Selypa: I'm right here, you asshole!
- Bardock: And...?
- Selypa: God, this is why I hate men.
- Narrator: And so, Planet Vegeta was destroyed, along with all of its inhabitants, save a lone Saiyan child... And his brother... And a space pirate... and a renegade monster and his father... and of course, Prince...
- Nappa: Vegeta!
- Young Vegeta: What is it, Nappa?
- Nappa: Well, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is: Reports say our entire planet has been destroyed by a gigantic meteorite along with all its inhabitants.
- Young Vegeta: Ahh- But what about-?
- Nappa: And your father.
- Young Vegeta: My... whole... family! My race!
- Nappa: But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
- Young Vegeta: My entire race is go...
- Nappa: DAIRY QUEEN!
- Young Vegeta: ...Just take me to the damn Queen, Nappa.
- Toolo: ...I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!