- [about Alex being a count]
- Porter Jackson: With all due respect, why you, Alex?
- Carl Montclaire: And with no respect, why you, Alex?
- Brittany Hanson: So, rumor has it...
- Carl Montclaire: Rumor?
- Brittany Hanson: Okay, I was eavesdropping on your whole conversation.
- [Carl sits on the old woman's back while trying to make her avoid the eggs. Porter has told Brittany that Carl likes to be insulted through the megaphone]
- Brittany Hanson: You ride the grandma like my grandma!