- Nandor's search for love is finally successful, and Nadja realizes her lifelong ambition of opening a vampire nightclub.
- Laszlo psychoanalyzes the Guide to find out why she's reluctant to turn the Council building into a nightclub. Meanwhile, Nandor is granted 52 wishes by a djinn and uses them to bring back his 37 wives so he can find the one he wants to rewed.—Gislef
- At the Vampire Council Headquarters in Staten Island, Nadja plans to turn the headquarters into a nightclub. Nadja complains that the Guide is being a pain in her ass, but the Guide complains that Nadja can't just turn it into a nightclub after hundreds of years. She insists that everything stays where it is, and says that her wraiths can undo anything Nadja does.
Later at the Royal Oak Dog Park, Nandor meets with a prospective wife, Alice, and admits to the crew that his search for a wife hasn't been going well. He smuggled back 850 pounds of ancestral treasure from his homeland, to use as a dowry. However, for modern women it isn't enough. Nandor has kept his secret treasures secret from his housemates, just as Guillermo wanders into the secret room where the treasures are.
Nadja brings in Bran and Toby to decorate the nightclub, but Nadja complains that they don't do work, and when they do the Guide and her wraiths undermine Nadja. She confronts the Guide and says that the European branch of the Council thinks the Staten Island branch is stuck in the past and wants to loan the place out to a CVS Pharmacy. The Guide wonders what she should do, and Nadja calls a wraith meeting.
Nandor and Guillermo go through Nandor's treasures, and Guillermo finds a djinn lamp, which lets a "magical man" come out when rubbed and grant wishes. Nandor doesn't believe the myths, and rubs it counterclockwise for the first time as Guillermo's suggests. A genie comes out,
The Guide, Nadja, and Laszlo wait for all the wraiths to gather. Once they do, The Guide tells them that they're new job is to help the human workers and not harm them. She then has them organize into work squads. One of them kills a worker anyway, and the Guide says that they know what her heart really wants them to do. Laszlo figures he can "fix" the Guide, based on his knowledge of psychology from studying with Sigmund Freud.
The genie says that he can grant 52 wishes, and he already granted Nandor 1 by appearing. Nandor remembers loving one of his 37 past wives, but can't remember which one. Some of them were guy wives, and some of them were gal wives. He tells the genie to bring them all back and they'll figure it out. The genie does so and Nandor greets them, wishes for them to speak English, and they complain to him. A lot. Nandor finally locks them in the hallway and tells Guillermo to install 37 bunk beds in the attic.
Laszlo analyzes the Guide, who says that feel any changes in the building in her body. She says that if something changes there, she feels bad.
Guillermo brings in food in Uber food for the wives, and Nandor figures that he should just kill them again, but in a nice way. Guillermo figures that sounds like murder, but Nandor pretends not to hear him.
Laszlo asks the Guide who she was before she became a vampire, but she doesn't remember.
Nandor does a quiz with one of his wives, Roshni, about 34 ways that lead to love. She doesn't choose Nandor as one of the three men she would have dinner with.
Laszlo hypnotically regresses the Guide. It doesn't go well.
Guillermo brings in some clothing, and tells the crew that he won't be jealous of whoever Nandor chooses. He just wants Nandor to be happy. He refuses to say anything else about it, and gives the wives the clothing. They figure Guillermo is a eunuch.
Laszlo continues regressing the Guide and finds a room in her mind that says "Shame". He takes her in with the help of an imagined naked Guillermo covered in oil, and a disgusted Laszlo takes a break.
Nandor wrestles with another wife, Kublai, Kublai beats Nandor, and Nandor does remember that his beloved never beat him at anything and so kills Kublai. He eliminates several other wives and kills them, based on his memories.
Baby Colin wanders off, and Guillermo and Nandor look for it. The wives are down to 7, and they find the baby hammering holes in the wall. Guillermo complains that he spends too much time with the vampire "family", and not enough with his own.
Laszlo confirms that she's the Guide as punishment, and she was a bad vampire, and finally she slept with Guillermo, a vampire killer. He and Nadja tell Guillermo and suggest the Guide might teach Guillermo a thing or two, and he agrees as long as they make him the nightclub accountant. Nadja agrees because she doesn't care why Guillermo and Guillermo goes to the Guide's quarters. The Guide refuses, figuring she must quash their forbidden love before it blossoms. He tries to go, but the Guide gives into her passion and shoves Guillermo down, then says she isn't a naughty dirty vampire anymore. She asks him to be just friends with her, and he readily agrees. Once agrees, the Guide goes to make a vampire nightclub.
Nandor finds his beloved, Marwa, and tells the crew that they are engaged to be wed. Privately, he has the genie turn Marwa into his visualization of the perfect wife, using up his wishes.
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