- Caroline Channing: I never get a full nights sleep and I need a good nine hours.
- Max Black: What you need is a good nine inches. That should be on your vision board.
- Caroline Channing: It is, on the back!
- Max Black: Sorry dude, looks like this little tip just lost you the chance to give her your little tip!
- Caroline Channing: Guess what I did today.
- Max Black: [in Mexican accent] Jesus?
- Caroline Channing: What do you think?
- Max Black: I think the bed still isn't built.
- Caroline Channing: No, but it's almost finished. Look, notice anything different about me?
- Oleg: [Rings the bell] I have answer. You've had boob job. Your Bs have turned into Cs and for that I give you an A.
- Caroline Channing: No, I've had my uniform altered.