- Ted Vanderway: Best opening line I've had in months.
- Dean Lowrey: A book?
- Ted Vanderway: Not just any book, 'The Feminine Mystique.'
- Dean Lowrey: You actually read the whole thing?
- [Ted nods]
- Dean Lowrey: Didn't skip to the answer key in the back?
- Ted Vanderway: Half a million copies sold. And to whom? Women. And understanding women is the best way to get women.
- Dean Lowrey: [chuckles] You understand women?
- Ted Vanderway: Oh, less than ever, but at least now it sounds like I do.
- Maggie Ryan: If you wanna see a more of a candid, spontaneous side of the Pan Am stewardess, you really need to see us out of uniform.
- Graham: Out of uniform?
- Maggie Ryan: Oh, don't get ideas! I mean Rio. I've made list.
- [hands it to him]
- Maggie Ryan: Shopping, the beaches of Ipanema, botanical gardens, at night a samba, bosa nova...
- Graham: Ambitious list.
- Maggie Ryan: [chuckles] You should see the one I sent Santa.
- Kate Cameron: A fortune teller! Lets get our palms read.
- Niko Lonza: I don't need to come all the way to America to be swindled.