One of the greatest pieces of media of our generation.
It was a normal Tuesday night, and my girlfriend and I were chilling on the coach. We were watching TV and came across an odd looking show. We decided to stop and view for a bit. After some odd minutes, we decided to stop and go to bed.
Come to find out, what felt like a few minutes, comes to be 14hrs. I was wearing a wizard hat that I never owned, with Dino socks, 3 wolf moon shirt on and 20k cash. My girlfriend had a circus ring leader hat on, Gucci sunglasses, and a wool shirt she knitted even though she doesn't know how to knit.
We felt 10 years younger, and with enough power that we could run to the moon and back. I soon started to notice I would hear my neighbors clearly from 4 houses down, and taste the air. I could see each individually pixel in the TV and smell the bakery that was a mile away. My girlfriend's vocabulary was suddenly on par with Shakespeare and she was the IQ greater than Nikola Tesla. We knew the cause to this could only be from "The Great Assdini vs the world."