- [Sikowitz has just sent the whole class away, except the main characters]
- Cat Valentine: Why did you make them leave?
- Mr. Sikowitz: I don't know. They never talk.
- Tori Vega: Yeah... They just sit there and... react.
- Rex: Man, nobody's gonna drive into this neighborhood at night.
- Robbie Shapiro: Hey, Batman would.
- Rex: Do you have Batman's phone number?
- Robbie Shapiro: No.
- Rex: Then how we gonna call Batman?
- Robbie Shapiro: [dejected] We're not.
- Rex: I know we're not!
- Mr. Sikowitz: The only thing I'm afraid of is fear and the guy who once stole my satellite dish. I know he wanted to hurt me.
- Mr. Sikowitz: Who likes parades?
- Robbie Shapiro: Antonio Banderas.
- Rex: Hillbillies.
- Jade West: No one.