- Chiri Kitsu: It's been this way as long as I can remember... ditzes have always been liked more than people like me, who did everything properly.
- Chiri Kitsu: [to Kafka] Do you think I could become a ditz, too?
- Kafuka Fura P.N.: Sure, just look through this book!
- [gives Chiri a book about ditzes]
- Chiri Kitsu: [reading] Ditzes mix salt and sugar together...
- [Chiri stirs up a pot of broth]
- Nozomu Itoshiki: So you mixed salt and sugar together?
- Chiri Kitsu: I did better than that: I mixed in Sato Toshio!
- [Nozomu sees that there is a man - Sato Toshio, or "sugar and salt" - moaning in the pot]
- Nozomu Itoshiki: Get him out of there!
- Chiri Kitsu: Whoops!
- Nozomu Itoshiki: This isn't a mistake you can just excuse!
- Chiri Kitsu: [reading] Ditzes burn their food when cooking...
- Nozomu Itoshiki: WAIT!...
- [cut to Mr. Itoshiki in a burning schoolhouse]
- Kafuka Fura P.N.: What can I say? After all, she is a ditz...
- [Mr. Itoshiki is in hospital waiting for his injection]
- Chiri Kitsu: [holding a syringe] I'm a ditzy nurse!
- [Mr. Itoshiki screams]