Holliston (TV Series)

Laura's Little Twitter (2012)

Corri English: Corri

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Quotes 

• Adam : Your wugget is showing.

  Laura : My what?

  Joe : You have zebra loaf.

  Corri : You can see the bald man in the boat.

  Adam : You're displaying a package of pink Thin Mints.

  Laura : What are you guys talking about?

  Adam : Meat curtains.

  Joe : Ham wallet.

  Adam : Lars Ulrich's knees.

  Joe : Hairy Potter?

  Adam : E.T.'s feet?

  Corri : OK, honey? You have camel toe in this picture.

  Laura : No I d - oh my God. You can see the outline of my Sy Snootles!

  Adam : Well, on the bright side at least you can't see the rest of the Max Rebo band, right? I mean... your cervix isn't showing.

• Adam : What's your screen name?

  Laura : Putrid Pestilence 2.

  Corri : Putrid Pestilence 2?

  Laura : I know. Someone already had Putrid Pestilence 1.

• Adam : So are you two just sorta gonna always be here after work or are you ever gonna get your own place?

  Corri : Season two.

• Corri : [singing]  A life without him is hard to fathom, oh I dream about those days when I had 'em... Ohhh... Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. His name is Kevin, yes it's Kevin...

  Adam : [Grabbing her guitar away]  Yeah, no. That song is terrible.

  Corri : Adam, I was just getting to the good part.

  Adam : You know what? The lyrics are making you sound like a whore.

• Adam : You know what, Laura? Maybe you should just forget about this and focus on your artwork.

  Laura : But if I paint when I'm this sad it will negatively effect my artwork.

  [Reveal a painting of a puppy with knives in it's eyes and a painting of a little girl crying over her mother's grave] 

  Corri : We wouldn't that to happen.

  Laura : And I keep getting all of these tweets sent to my email. Like this one.

  [She holds her phone out for Corri to read] 

  Corri : "Nice fleshy gym sock." Hahahahaha... that is so messed up.

• Corri : Here's the deal. I'm not showing anything below the waist and if you have my boobs on camera than you can't show my face in the shot.

  Joe : Now, why would we need your face if we already have your boobs?

• Corri : I'm gonna be doing this as part of an acting role. That Twitter photo is just a slutty cry for attention.

  [to Laura] 

  Corri : No offense.

  Laura : Well, you'll be acting in a schlocky trailer for a B-horror film that will probably never even get made.

  [to Adam] 

  Laura : No offense.

  Adam : You know what? It's still better than giving fourteen thousand strangers a free glimpse inside the Predator's mouth.

  [to Laura] 

  Adam : No offense.

  Joe : I have chlamydia.

• Joe : Now what we're going for here is total seventies style.

  Corri : You should have told me that before I shaved.

  Joe : Actually what I meant was less camera moves and more zooms.

• Corri : Joe talked me out of it. He said he didn't think those were the right reasons and that I might regret it later in life.

  Joe : That... and she has weird nipple placement.

  Corri : I do not!

  Joe : Kidding!

  [Then, behind her back, mouthing "I'm not!"]