- Mike's antics have finally proven too much for the roommates and Ron demands he make amends. But as the crew counts down the days until their return to Seaside, Mike wonders whether or not to join them back on the Jersey Shore.
- The last we saw The Situation, he had made the entire house angry. Well, he wanders home from the club and collapses into bed. Sometime later, Ronnie returns from the club and decides that it is high time that someone talk sense into The Situation. "I feel like the bad guy," The Situation says. Ronnie tells The Situation that he has to apologize to everyone or he just has to leave. "If you don't like me, I don't care," The Situation says before stumbling back to his own bed. Ronnie, meanwhile, is very proud of himself.
The next morning, Pauly, Vinny and Sammi have their last shift at work. Pauly spends the entire time goofing off, messing around with the customers and yelling into a megaphone. So it's pretty much a normal work day. Hours later, the gang heads back to their flat. Ronnie and Sammi decide to make love. "It's a little weird because you don't think to do it when everybody's home," Sammi tells the camera. "But what are you going to do? I need to get my smush on." And so she does. It takes five minutes -- a fact noted by the boys. "No wonder Sam never smiles," jokes Pauly as he watches a post-smush Sammi walk back to her own room.
In the meantime, The Situation calls his sister and explains that he is not going back to Jersey. Snooki overhears the conversation and tells Deena. "Mike's starting this drama to get our attention," Deena comments. And it seems to be working. Later, JWoww calls Roger and explains that she is sick. So, everybody but JWoww heads to a new club. The Situation is having a great time talking to the many ladies. Deena and Snooki, however, don't like the new club so they head back to one of their old favorites. "This is one of the last meatball nights in Italy, so me and Nicole were like 'Let's go friggin' hard.'" And so they do. Vinny and Pauly arrive moments later and the foursome has a great, alcohol-fueled time.
The next day, JWoww wakes up from a 21 hour sleep and feels much, much better. The entire gang then takes a piece of clothing to the pizzeria to hang up on the decorative laundry line hanging inside the shop. Deena brings a pair of her thong underwear. "I didn't even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you," Ronnie tells the camera. Good point. Vinny suddenly realizes that while the gang has partied a lot, they haven't done much sightseeing. So he calls a tour guide and plans a trip. The ladies then start cleaning up after dinner -- to the shock and awe of all the men. "Seeing Nicole cleaning is like seeing Mike with a condom," Vinny tells the camera. "It just doesn't happen."
The Situation then takes aside Snooki and lets her know that he won't be going to Jersey for more fun. "Yeah, right," Snooki says. Out thoughts exactly. Sometime later, the walking tour -- a multi-hour affair -- begins. "History is not my thing, walking around for 10 hours is not my thing," Snooki tells the camera. JWoww complains. The Situation complains. Upon seeing a statue of David, Deena says: "I would do it." Snooki, meanwhile, complains that David's manhood isn't up to snuff. "Probably because he's soft," she tells the camera. Throughout the tour, The Situation isolates himself.
The group then has a drink at an outdoor café while the sun sets. It's surprisingly peaceful and chummy. The Situation decides that it is time for him to apologize. And so he does. "Family is most important to me," he tells the gang. JWoww's response to the camera pretty much sums up the feelings of the group: "Same thing, different country." Speaking of same thing, the roommates then head to a club and start drinking. And The Situation is soon YELLING at very small Italian men (even smaller than him). "Mike's starting drama just because he wants some attention," Pauly comments to the camera.
Later, the gang returns home and Deena and Snooki decide they are going to put every plant in the flat on the kitchen table. Why? No idea. "Best prank in 'Jersey Shore' history!" Deena exclaims. Sadly, that might actually be true. Early the next morning, Deena and Snooki wake up everyone for mimosas and The Situation makes breakfast. "We're all so super excited to get home," Sammi says. Not surprisingly, The Situation announces that he IS going to return to Jersey. As if to prove his commitment, he lifts his shirt and shows everybody his abs.
And that's a good point to end on. Ciao.
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