An Idiot Abroad (TV Series)

Climb Mount Fuji (2011)

Karl Pilkington: Self - Presenter

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Quotes 

• Karl : It's not even a skill that I want to learn, really - Sumo. What training do they have to do? It's just pure... it's just eating innit? That's the workout. It's just something for fat people to do, which is good, 'cause fat people haven't got many sports, you know. I suppose it gets them off their ass. I just don't want to be under it.

• Karl : [about special fish dish]  It's a lovely box. I'm not moaning about the delivery, the tray is lovely. Nice little bowls it comes with - beautiful. But that should be on there

  [puts the cover back on] 

  Karl : , should be nailed shut, and buried.

• Karl : [having been criticized for his raking not being straight enough]  That's OCD. That's not Buddhism, that's OCD. It won't surprise me, he's probably... he'll finish his raking and he'll go in and just separate all his Smarties, 'cuz he only eats red ones or something. He's got a problem there.

• Karl : I never liked to travel. I didn't go abroad 'til I was 21, 22, and now I've been all over the shop. And I don't know if it's changed me that much, really. When I go home I still like a biscuit and a cup of tea. Cup of tea, and you know, dunking a biscuit, I'm well happy. And that's the right way to be, isn't it? 'Cuz you can be into traveling, but the world's only so big, isn't it? So eventually you're gonna run out of places to visit. Whereas biscuits, there's loads of them.