- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [chasing a murder suspect] What part of "don't move" did he not understand, huh?
- Jeff Campbell: [seeing McGarrett illegally enter a building] Did he just break in?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: He did. He does it regularly.
- Steve McGarrett: [Danny's putting a leash on the dog] Hey, what are you doing?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: What do you mean, what am I doing? CSU's on the way right now. This guy's contaminating the scene. We gotta take him with us.
- Steve McGarrett: He's not riding in the car with us.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: What do you want me to do? Tie him to the bumper?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I lost the dog in the divorce. Rachel got custody of *my* dog.
- Steve McGarrett: What happened to it?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: He was old. He died in the quarantine process. Which is another reason I hate this miserable island.
- [the dog barks]
- Steve McGarrett: Guess that's two of you.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [to the dog] Yeah, buddy. I knew there was a reason I liked you.
- Dr. Max Bergman: Aloha.
- [looking Jeff's face]
- Dr. Max Bergman: Do I know you?
- Jeff Morrison: No, I don't think so.
- Dr. Max Bergman: Yes. I... I think we've met before.
- Jeff Morrison: No. I think I remember if I did.
- Dr. Max Bergman: I'm rarely wrong about previous encounters. You are...
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I found signs of forced entry through the back window. Can you believe this?
- [Danny shows them the dog's food dish]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Somebody -tried to drug the dog. And I'd like to kill him.
- Steve McGarrett: Can you explain to me again why I'm sitting in the back and the dog's riding shotgun?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Well, I already told you he needs the window open.
- Steve McGarrett: Oh, yes. Right. How else is he going to enjoy his tour of Waikiki?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: You know, for your information, dogs get car sick.
- Brody Campbell: What's your name girl?
- Kono Kalakaua: It's definitely not "girl." It's Officer Kalakaua.
- Chin Ho Kelly: [Chin Ho enters] You're under arrest for sales to a Police Officer.
- Brody Campbell: Damn! I knew you were a cop!
- Kono Kalakaua: Yeah. Sure you did.
- Jeff Campbell: By the way, if you were thinking of going into your offfice, I just, a little warning. It's not a small dog, and uh, I'd watch my step.
- Steve McGarrett: He went in my office?
- Jeff Campbell: Yeah. Landmines all over the office.
- Steve McGarrett: Danny...
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I'm going to take him for a walk.
- Dr. Max Bergman: I would like a shrimp-flavored tofu special, please.
- Kamekona: Only thing special about that order, no one but *you* orders it.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Do me a favor, please, okay? This is obviously temporary until I find something different. More important that this place isn't haunted.
- Steve McGarrett: Not haunted? You run a blue light over this place last thing you have to worry about is ghosts, my friend. You know what I'm saing?
- Jeff Morrison: Monica reminds me a lot of you: hard working, motivated, stubborn. All in the best possible sense, of course.
- Lori Weston: Of course.
- Steve McGarrett: Where's Dr. Yang? Where is he?
- Liam Miller: Dr. Yang's in the process of learning what it's like to be helpless.
- Liam Miller: Why don't you shoot me, Agent Morrison? I can see it in your eyes that you want to.
- Steve McGarrett: [to Dr. Yang] Hey, you hear me? You hear me? You're okay.
- Liam Miller: I'm a dead man anyway. Go ahead. Draw your weapon. Shoot me. Come on. Draw your weapon and shoot me. You'd be doing me a favor.
- Steve McGarrett: [McGarret moves towards them] You ain't getting off that easy.