The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants (2011)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Kearney
Quotes
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Lisa Simpson : Dad, you were supposed to read me a bedtime story.
Homer Simpson : Oh, sorry sweetie. Bart can read it to you.
Bart Simpson : Read to Lisa? Why don't you just ask me to kiss her?
Marge Simpson : If you kissed her, that would be lovely.
Bart Simpson : I'll read! I'll read!
Homer Simpson : And kiss!
Lisa Simpson : Does anyone want my opinion?
Homer Simpson : Please, Lisa, I had eighteen martinis today.
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Marge Simpson : Proceed to the page with the butterfly bookmark as I cuddle up with Madam Bunny.
Bart Simpson : [reading] If jen-ee-yoos...
Marge Simpson : Genius.
Bart Simpson : ...is eternal pattee... patta... patti...
Marge Simpson : Patience. Patience! Get on with it!
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Marge Simpson : Don't you want to be able to read the things people carve into your chest in prison?
Bart Simpson : I guess.
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Bart Simpson : I'll just get a job that doesn't require reading, like French fry cook, or general.
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Nelson : You're reading a chapter book, for fun! Bullies, come to me!
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Dolph : [Presents fists] Or maybe you want to read it to my sisters.
Jimbo Jones : You call your fists sisters?
Dolph : Yeah. Punchahontas and Sockajewea.
Bart Simpson : Nice names.